Enough with all the talk - let's see some ass!

I got my digital camera in the mail today! Yaahooo! I was just seeing how close I could focus on my foot. It was pretty damn close, let me tell you. So when I get a memory card (an important detail I overlooked) you can see what nice toes I have (with my really close zoom. I mean really close).

It's a Nikon D50. And did I mention how freaking awesome it is? It is one of the three biggest purchases I have ever made, my car and my laptop being the others. I'm not all that into naming things - though my car does have a name (Gertrudes, or Gertie as I call her) - but I looked at my camera and thought "Herman!". So, her name is Herman. Yes, her. She's biologically male but prefers female pronouns.