[Insert Homer Simpson donut noise here]

“Wow….What are you eating? It looks fantastic….”
“Thanks – I made macaroni and cheese from scratch.”
“Oh my god. Watching you eat is like sex – it amazing. What kind of cheese did you use?”
“Cheddar”
“Ohh really? I find that cheddar can be oily.”
“Yep. It is. That’s why it’s so good. That and all the butter.”
“Wow. I remember now why I like you – I never hear you use the words Fat and Gram in the same sentence.”